One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
when you’re just about to fall asleep and nature’s like
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.
The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe
Fuck weaponising femininity
i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best
i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts
omgf the skunk
the bunny UGH
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